Prideful and Lazy: How to Procreate Your Way to a Virtuous Life, by Dr. Tingler, MD. I read it; it's brilliant. Even better is the follow-up, Even Bad Parents Have Dreams: Why Your Drug Addled Mother Loves You, Despite Your Toxic Abandonment. Other titles: Parent Abuse, How A Lonely Father Broke His Hand Hitting His Son's Face and Right All the Time: One Parent's Journey with God, Love, and Command and Control Techniques, and of course the classic I Always Try My Best Sometimes, So Kiss My Grits, An Unwanted, Angry Mother's Struggle with her Video Game Playing Progeny.